Toddler Terrorist of the Day: JetBlue, ever the customer-friendly airline, is making waves once again, after it booted an 18-month-old toddler whose name allegedly appeared on a no-fly list. The family believes they were profiled because of their Middle Eastern heritage and the Transportation Security Administration claims that the girl’s name was never flagged. JetBlue offered the generic explanation/non-apology:
We are investigating this particular incident. We believe this was a computer glitch. Our crewmembers followed the appropriate protocols, and we apologize to the family involved in this unfortunate circumstance.
»Heard honey boo boo child is next for illegally distributing Go-Go Juice at pageants. TSA must do their civic duty and put her on a no fly list because she is a potential threat to Americans like her fellow frequent flyer toddler.